conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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mellarque:

leaveatrail:

Everyone struggling to hold on to the cornucopia………

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SUPERMODEL FINNICK ODAIR HANGING ON

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this one looks like a selfie gone wrong
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pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

emitter-of-learjets:

harry potter is adopted by sirius

Orphan is the New Black

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

dboybaker:

purrrsuit-of-happinesss:

This girl is her high school football teams quarterback. The cheerleader is her girlfriend

This is fucking dope. I’m equally excited that she’s out there kickin ass and defying stereotypes as I am that she’s allowed to do so.

dboybaker:

purrrsuit-of-happinesss:

This girl is her high school football teams quarterback. The cheerleader is her girlfriend

This is fucking dope. I’m equally excited that she’s out there kickin ass and defying stereotypes as I am that she’s allowed to do so.

namastayyye:

nonconcept:

Giraffe takes a look into a hotel, Kenya, Africa.


kayla-mcluvin

namastayyye:

nonconcept:

Giraffe takes a look into a hotel, Kenya, Africa.

kayla-mcluvin

(Source: pinterest.com)

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

missinglinc:

ass-full-of-cass:

totallynotmisha:

matt-smiths-legs:

YOU MISSED THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE

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He’s my best friend in my head.

(Source: darlingymir)

rufflesnotdiets:

idk man, imagine showing Arthur Weasley a gif for the first time. At first of course he’d just think it was a normal wizard photograph, but then you’d explain that muggles made it and his heart would just explode with joy over these muggles making such amazing shit even though they have no magic at all. How amazing. How inventive.

Maybe whenever you’re feeling bad about yourself imagine how much Arthur Weasley would enjoy meeting you.

Osric Chau crashing the spn’s panel

(Source: brothwinchester)

rexuality:

deathcomes4u:

THE ANIMATION IN BAMBI IS MUCH MORE ACCURATE THAN I REALISED HOLY SHITNUGGETS

what are deers even trying to accomplish

rexuality:

deathcomes4u:

THE ANIMATION IN BAMBI IS MUCH MORE ACCURATE THAN I REALISED HOLY SHITNUGGETS

what are deers even trying to accomplish

(Source: earthandanimals)

i-have-beards:

tyleroakley:

THESE ARE ALL FLAWFREE

I don’t know if I have already reblogged this or not…but eh.

(Source: buzzfeed)

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute